Mike's Tour Through The Fruits of Colombia

Colombia is known for its incredible variety of insects, flowers (especially orchids), birds, and butterflies. In Bogota at 9000 feet, we see few insects, almost no birds but pigeons, few butterflies, and certainly no wild orchids. The flowers make it to town in cut form and are incredibly diverse and inexpensive. However, we do enjoy seeing all of the exotic fruits that abound here. When we go shopping and pass through the produce section, it seems like you are in the States. For a minute. You see all of the vegetables we are used to, then the bananas, tomatoes, potatoes, and citrus. Then all of sudden there is a whole section of colors and shapes that are different! I thought I would give you a rundown on some of the most interesting of the lot, most of which we have tried in fresh, smoothie or juice form. I will not bother with guava and mango, which are very popular here, but are more know in the U.S. I can't say that we have particularly grown to love any of them in an addictive kind of way, but give them a try if you can find them!

Cherimoya
It has a green exterior that looks like it is covered with thumb prints. Its interior is similar to the guanabana. The flesh is soft, white, and sweet. Some liken the taste to bubblegum. Mark Twain called it "the most delicious fruit known to man".

Granadilla
Hard, round, usually orange in color on the outside and is best eaten by pushing your fingernails into the skin, then sucking the runny, gooey seeds out from the inside. I opened one up and thought the seeds looked like frog-egg globs, with a hard black seed. Everyone laughed when I crunched the bitter seeds with my teeth (bad technique). Not one I can say I enjoyed.

Guanabana
Had this one as a smoothie with milk and a little sugar. It was very good. It takes some work to prepare. When cut in half, they remind me of white, human brains. Not the image I need to dive right in with a spoon. These can grow to be very large. The Guanabana tree is a natural, powerful cancer cell killer.

Lulo

The lulo looks and feels like a small tomato. The taste is described as a rhubarb\lime combo. It is a very strong-tasting fruit and is usually served in drink form.

Mamoncillo
This fruit, somewhat like a lime, has a tight, rigid layer of skin, traditionally cracked by the teeth. They grow in bunches like grapes and are green in color.

Maracuya or Passion Fruit
Very similar to the granadilla, interior and exterior. Come on, at least try eating all of it at least once!


Pitahaya
A cactus fruit, both refreshing and sour at the same time. It has a juicy flesh and a strong flavor. The fruit must be cut in half to get to the fleshy center. Don't try and pick our the black seeds, just crunch them along with the fruit.
 
Uchuva
Its most notable feature is the inflated, papery calyx enclosing each berry. Inside the skin is the tart, tangy, creamy pulp (technically the seed coat), which is sucked by putting the whole fruit inside the mouth. It is bright orange and sweet when ripe, but can be extremely sour and face-puckering also.

Enjoy!

The Nurse Needs a Doctor

Our Tappsi taxi was so slow Monday 24 morning that we canceled and walked to the main street at the end of our block to find one. Blasting horns filled the air and people stood on the sidewalks watching as a procession of hundreds of yellow taxis filed by, three abreast, on the far side of the divided road led by two men marching on foot ahead of them. An empty taxi on our side of the road headed towards us, so we flapped our hands in the traditional, "Stop and pick us up" signal, but he waved us off as if to say he wasn't accepting riders in support of the protest. The next empty taxi that passed picked us up, glad for the work. Apparently the drivers were protesting the announcement of new controls on what they can charge.

Since we spent so many extra hours at last week's open house, we took off early so Mike could get his haircut. The salon was very busy, so we told them we would be back in 15-20 minutes once we got our shoes shined around the corner. The entrepreneur on the corner of Carrera 7 and Calle 70 runs two businesses. One is a shoeshine business for drop-ins and drop-offs. We were drop-ins, so Mike sat down in the white, plastic lawn chair and placed his foot on the stand. This man has shoe-shining down to an art. We had been here before, so we knew the ropes. He applies the shoe color three or four times, polishing between each application using a long, thin strip of cloth which has been twisted tightly around his second and third fingers, wrapped around his wrist three or four times, and then the ends tucked in. Touch-ups are applied using the same two fingers only without the cloth. He also sprays a clear silicone on and buffs that two or three times in-between the color applications. His hands move in a blur. When the first shoe is finished, he taps the bottom of your shoe three times with his knuckle signaling, "Take your shoe off the stand and put your other shoe up here!" The entire process takes about fifteen minutes and the shine lasts for weeks. I understand now why my two-minute shine and buff only lasts a couple of days. In addition to the shoe shine business, he runs a candy/snack/cigarette stand which is four or five feet away. It's a fold-up contraption on a rolling cart filled with hundreds of items. When customers come and he's shining shoes, he just excuses himself, waits on the customer, then returns. We asked if he rents the space on the corner, since he is always in the same place, and he shook his head. Evidently, he's been there so long that the corner is understood to be “his location”. We asked what would happen if someone else arrived earlier than he did and staked a claim. He replied he would call the police and the police would make the other person move, even though it is a public street corner, since they knew he had earned the spot through his years of business. Interesting! This particular day, after Mike was finished and went to get his hair cut, I stayed and got my shoes polished also. With a captive audience before me, his questions about what we are doing in Colombia were answered thoroughly. In the end, he expressed interest in reading the Book of Mormon, and I made arrangements to drop one the next time we passed (I did it a week later.) As Mike and I walked home after the haircut, Mike described the trouble the young barber experienced trying to get his hair to lie down flat so he could cut it. He was also a bit nervous about cutting the hair of a foreigner. Mike had slapped on lots of gel that morning, so it was glued in a bit of a spiked position. At the end of the haircut, Mike complimented the young man saying, "It turned out well," and the young man replied, "Yes. I said a prayer for Jesus to help me and he did." I LOVE hearing people share their faith of calling upon God to help them with the little things. Nothing is too small when you're in need.


The Main Bus System in Bogota (There is no Subway or Train System)



Funny story for Tuesday 25. Last week, one of our stake presidents had visited us to see our new facilities and enjoying one of our office cookies. Pointing to the bookcase, which presently has three framed photos of the First Presidency on top of it, he asked, "Who are those photos of?" Totally caught off-guard at the thought that he had never seen photos of the First Presidency, I began to answer, "Pres. Monson, Pres. Uch…" He started laughing and pointed down one shelf to the two small, plastic, photo holders containing the faces of our new young volunteers. "Whoops!!! That would be Jesus and Camilo," I said with a smile and a red face.

The Picture Wall

Wednesday 26 we received HUGE, EXCITING, and WONDERFUL news. We were informed that our 1-800 line, which has been in the process of being transferred from the old office to our new office since EARLY JANUARY, was finally connected! Excited to try it out, we used one of the cell phones to dial the number. Unfortunately, we discovered the line had been connected to the wrong office! The office in charge of the transfer order for the 1-800 line was now receiving our PEF calls from students wondering when their disbursed checks would be ready, asking questions, trying to pay their monthly quotas, etc. Mike wrote the following email to the office manager (in Spanish) "Thank you so much! The 1-800 line is working! Yippee! But it is hooked up to the wrong line. No yippee!" Then he offered to send them the 139-page PEF manual to read so they could answer all the student's questions. They probably didn't think that was very funny, but we did! It illustrated Murphy's Law at its finest. Since they also are responsible to correct the error, we assume they will be VERY motivated to get it done quickly to shut off those “annoying calls”. Speaking of annoying, somehow I must have bumped my right hand against something as I noticed a lump between my first and second knuckles. By the next morning, the lump had spread into a large purple blotch which had everyone in the office worried. I received all kinds of interesting treatment ideas, such as putting garlic on it or steaming it over the stove (but not to hold it in smoke from a burning beet – preview of coming attractions). 

KR's Bruised Hand

Thursday 27, while walking home, we came upon a business venture we had not seen before, which we named, "Trunknuts". This industrious fellow rigged his car trunk to accommodate special tilting racks holding beautifully frosted donuts, which he was selling on a street corner. The colorful sign showing th delicious looking doughnuts did not pull me in. Dunkin' Donuts down the street Colombia taught me that, "just because it looks like a donut, smells like a donut and feels like a donut, does not mean that it will taste like a donut." No thanks! I recently did make an exception to my dessert rule though. Andino Mall has an "American Cheesecake", store so we ventured in and took a chance buying a small piece of "Oreo Cheesecake" and a berry-covered "New York Cheesecake". I will not return to that store. The cheesecake was DELICIOUS and the temptation would just be too great to resist. Nope. That store is off-limits!

Friday 28, the 1-800 line was reconfigured to ring at our office. It was absolutely miraculous to see how quickly the transfer occurred the second time (with the extra motivation)! Unbeknownst to me, Bro. Gomez, our manager, tried the line using his cell phone from just outside our office door. No one was at the front desk, so I took the call at my desk when the phone rang. "Centro de Autosuficiencia y PEF. Puedo ayudarle?" (Center for Self-sufficiency and PEF. Can I help you?) The caller asked about his loan, so I asked him for his loan number. He said he didn't know it, so I asked for his name so I could look it up in the directory. When he replied, "Edgar Gomez", I could hear laughing on the other end of the line AND in the office. I looked up to see him standing in the doorway holding his cell phone to his ear and wearing a cheesy grin. Mike sat at his desk chuckling. Good one, guys! You got me! On the way home from work while stuck in traffic, we chatted with our taxi driver about family. He could hardly believe we really had 16, going on 17 grandchildren. His two children are out of the home now and he proudly shared that his son received a scholarship and is studying petrochemical engineering at one of the city's best universities. He seemed so pleased that his son would have a better life than he did. Education can do that with careful preparation and diligence.

We had him drop us off at the Carulla about a mile from our apartment. We loaded up on groceries and headed home in the dark and wet trying to stay dry under the umbrella. Strolling the sidewalks during the day is always a challenge with tilted bricks, sunken cement, uneven steps, and missing utility covers. Doing it in the dark while carrying eight or nine grocery bags can be hazardous. Up to that point we had occasionally tripped, but had avoided any outright falls. On our trip home that night my luck changed. Our shoulders were slung with our bags from work while our hands gripped the plastic grocery bags as we began the long walk to the apartment. Many of the sidewalks have narrow sections bordered by a tall wall on one side and the busy street on the other. One must sometimes turn sideways when meeting people coming the other direction in order to pass without falling into the path of traffic. As we walked on a section of sidewalk shaded from the streetlights by a plant-covered wall, I stepped right into an uncovered utility box several inches from the wall. The front of my right leg scraped down the edge of the box as my foot settled into the muck at the bottom of the hole. With one foot sunk twelve inches down a hole, my forward momentum screeched to a halt and the rest of me catapulted to the ground. I must have let out a gasp as people all around came rushing to my aid. Mike and others kindly lifted me up and out, and I assured them I was okay. Limping the rest of the way home, we got into the house and I sat down to assess the damage. I was most concerned about my favorite pair of tights. Amy sent these special, super thick, thermal tights for Christmas to keep my legs warm and I wear them at least three days a week. Examining them carefully, I found not even a snag! Blessings!!! The front of my leg, on the other hand, had a nice, deep scrape that was throbbing. Mike snagged a bag of frozen peas from the freezer and placed it on my leg while he fixed dinner. One additional scraped knee and knuckle were discovered as the only other damaged body parts. It could have been so much worse! I would NOT want a broken anything here nor a cut that needed stitches.

One Lucky Girl

Saturday 1 we enjoyed eating Impossible Pie (delicious) for brunch (thanks for the baggies of Bisquick, Amy!) and spent most of the day catching up and preparing for the next week, before taking a long walk in the rain to enjoy dinner at Crepes & Waffles. We heard good things about it and they were true. The soups were delicious, as were the crepes. Mike got in his 10,000 steps in one jaunt.

We Found a Lechona Booth on the Long Walk

Easy Way to Clean all The Pots

Note the Intestines of Some Animal on the Right


Sunday 2 church was at 10:00 a.m. instead of 9:00 a.m. (lovely). Waking up without the alarm was a treat. Since we are the only congregation in the building, our ward decided to start the meetings an hour later to see if people would arrive on time. It seemed to work. After church and lunch, Mike took a nap and I cooked for the week. I love putting on my "apple apron", pretending I am home in my kitchen. Edgar picked us up at 3:30 p.m. and we headed south of the city to Tunjuelito to do some training with their stake and ward leaders. Passing thru some Honduran-like neighborhoods, we arrived at the beautiful chapel appearing as an oasis in the desert. Neighborhood children were inside the fenced property playing games on the large cement parking area. It is probably one of the few places in their neighborhood where a ball can roll straight. The grounds bloomed with beautiful flowers and beds of greenery were all nicely pruned and weeded. It was so lovely. Thirty+ people attended the training and the three of us talked for about 90 minutes. It made for a long day, but they gave us treats afterward (a bologna sandwich, a cookie and a cup of juice) which perked us up for the long ride home. In the darkness and on unfamiliar roads, we started for home through parts of town you do not want to get lost in, so naturally Edgar got turned around and became lost. At a stoplight, he rolled down the window and asked a young woman in the van next to us for directions to a particular street. "O chico! Usted es muy lejos!" (Oh little boy! You are very far away.) Edgar now has a new nickname, "Chico", and we use it frequently! 

A Sunday, Daylight Reenactment of the Open Hole

Very Fortunate She Didn't Break Her Leg

She is Not Kneeling, This Shows the Depth of the Hole

Tunjuelito Chapel

Ready to Train

The Cely's invited us for dinner and Family Home Evening on Monday 3, so we went straight from work by taxi. It's a long way to their home, but the traffic was surprising light. Dinner was a traditional soup, Sancocho, which we enjoyed along with a chicken thigh/leg, plus an orange fruit drink. After one taste of the drink, I watched for the perfect time to switch glasses with Mike after his was emptied. He didn't even notice at the time but later realized what I had done. We brought the LCD projector from work and showed some of our photos from Israel on the living room wall. Everyone loved seeing the places spoken about in the scriptures. Dessert was red jello with apple pieces, which was so normal and yummy! Two-year-old granddaughter, Isabella, who lives one floor up, came down to show us her wild baby dove (squab or chick) the maintenance man had given to her after finding a nest of live birds in the eaves while cleaning the gutters. The chick was still alive after eight days, which was miraculous after watching Isabella put it on her head and dance around with it. Cesar and Natalia, the Cely's son and daughter, drove us home afterwards and we talked and laughed all the way. It felt like being with our kids, as Cesar is 28 and Natalia is 21. Cesar's wife, Sara, a citizen of Venezuela, is stuck in Caracas amidst the uprisings and is unable to get out of the country. Luckily, she is able to stay with her parents. Apparently food is being rationed and is hard to come by. Feel so appreciative of the country you live in.

Isabella & Her Bird

Tuesday 4 was key-matching day, one last time. A locksmith came and cut the padlock from our door (we had no working key) so we can now escape in the event a fire blocks our main door. He then spent the entire morning (with my supervision) trying to get all of the lockable things in the office (of which there are many) matched to a functioning key (of which we had few). The locksmith also sanded the post on the front gate, so now we can open both sides of the gate. We took a picture with the gates wide open for the Church website. 

Our Fixed-up Center

We had lots of students calling today signing up for our workshops next week. We will have two sessions with at least fifteen students in each. Also, the person scheduled to clean all the computers (as in wipe clean and reinstall programs) finally came to complete a task we have been waiting on for weeks. Unfortunately, he was sick with "gripe", which is what we would call a bad cold/flu. I followed him around wiping keyboards, phones, and each mouse and desk with disinfectant. We don't have time to be sick! Before the open house, we stacked all kinds of records in our office bathroom to hide them from sight, as we didn't have time to get them all shredded. We began the shredding and it will take us awhile because the shredder only likes three sheets at a time or it chokes. The cleaning lady loves the bags of paper, as she recycles to supplement her family's income and keep her missionary in the field. We go through lots of paper and boxes, so this helps her quite a bit. Mike was talking with a man and woman in the afternoon both of whom are seeking work. After conversing and asking questions for awhile, Mike pointed to the young woman and asked, "Is this your daughter?" "No, this is my wife," the man replied. Mike paused for a moment to regroup, "Wow, que bendicion in su vida," (what a blessing for you), then gave the man a fist bump. The gentleman is 71 and his wife is 35, so you could maybe understand Mike's error. Great recovery Elder Anderton.

Wednesday 5, an older woman came to the gate, got beeped in, then walked in the door asking, "Is this the church of the empleo (employment)?" We got a good laugh out of that one. As we were closing up for the night, a man came to the gate, also got beeped in, and immediately went over to the computers. We explained that it was almost closing time and he nodded, but kept his eyes on the monitor. Rosita (the cleaning person) often closes up, but I didn't want to leave her alone with this man. "What if he's a robber or worse," I asked Mike? Rosita spoke a few words to the man and returned to her sweeping. Mike approached Rosita and whispered quietly in a concerned voice, "We were planning to leave in a few minutes but now we’re not sure. Do you know this man?" Rosita, smiled and whispered back, "Yes. He's my husband."

Thursday 6. Every single day, when we arrive home from the office, the first thing I do is change into my "uniform." Life without it would be cold, as the apartment has no heat source. When it's 55 or 60 degrees outside, it's cold inside! My uniform consists of five items that never vary: 1) thick black leggings purchased at the St. George GAP outlet while shopping with Amy just before leaving for the MTC, 2) a black, tricot nightgown purchased at Dillard's in St. George shortly before leaving, 3) a black, hooded, zippered sweatshirt purchased our first week in Colombia at "Sevens", a store here in Bogotá, 4) white, athletic socks, and 5) a pair of slippers or my favorite Adidas slides. I love my uniform that keeps me warm! 

KR's Nightly Outfit

Since we would be in meetings all day Saturday, we left the office early Friday 7 and headed home. In the midst of our taxi ride, the skies broke loose and sent a massive rain/hail storm down, deafening the usual honking and beeping that fills the air. People ran in all directions trying to get out of the deluge. Apparently, we missed the action at work when water from the roof came pouring down one wall (newly painted), flooding the floor with several inches of water. Everyone pitched in to mop up the mess. The storm also wrecked havoc on the alarm system and the security people kept calling Edgar during the night with alarm reports.

Saturday 8 began with a 9:00 a.m. training meeting at the office. A newly-called Especialista de Autosuficiencia from Duitama traveled hours to receive her own, private session and we were happy to oblige. It was evident from the questions she asked that she has the vision. We will travel to Duitama next month to teach the Taller de Planificacion para El Exito (Planning for Success workshop), which is required for anyone seeking to use the Perpetual Education Fund. It is a great workshop which requires the participants to think about what work they would truly like to pursue and then make a concrete, step-by-step plan of how to get there, including where to study and how to pay for their expenses. Mike and I will also be teaching the first session of a double set of the same workshop (eight total classes in a 12-day period) here in Bogota starting Monday. Each workshop consists of four sessions, 60-90 minutes each. One will be held Monday and Wednesday mornings from 9:00 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. at our Centro de Autosuficiencia office and the other will be held Tuesday and Friday evenings from 6:00 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. at the Los Heroes Institute building. Our Saturday afternoon activity began shortly after lunch when we left the office for the Villa del Prado building about ten miles away. TWO HOURS LATER, we arrived at the Relief Society Preparedness Fair that we had been invited to participate in. We had been to the building once before, but our taxi driver went a different way and we didn’t recognize any landmarks. He finally stopped to ask a man if he knew where the “Iglesia Mormona” was and the man gave him a funny look and pointed down the road. The chapel was about 100 feet ahead of us, big as life. Even though we were fifteen minutes late, it was no problem, as we found everyone in the cultural hall setting up tables with their exhibits. The sisters displayed their small business ventures, which were both varied and unique. Our favorites featured decorated cakes and the “Memory Bra”. Mike was a little surprised that the local leaders didn’t say a word about the bra posters in the cultural hall, but women everywhere in the world need bras, no? They weren’t selling their wares, just touting them. I was planning to make it to our stake’s Relief Society birthday celebration, but since the fair began 90 minutes late, I just relaxed and enjoyed the activities. We began in the kitchen eating small hamburgers made from lentils (using food storage). Either they were quite good or I was starving. Next we rotated to the “emergency preparedness” room discussing what to do in the event of earthquakes, floods, etc. The sisters did such a great job on their displays. Next, we moved to the chapel where Mike and I did a presentation on self-sufficiency and PEF. Lastly, we returned to the cultural hall to sample the cakes and give everyone a “great job” before heading home. We love these people and are so impressed with their enthusiasm and drive to make their lives better through their own ingenuity.


Cake Display - Pregnant Belly for Baby Shower

Need a Wonder Bra?

Relief Society Teaching How to Use Food Storage

Cute Family - He Runs a Window Coverings Business

Sunday 9. Interesting dicho used today at church: hablar menos y hacer mas. Talk less and do more. Good advice for all of us.

A City of Taxis

Wow! Where did the past two weeks go? Our time is FLYING and we have so many things yet to accomplish. Monday comes around and before we know it, it's Friday. Our daily activities are becoming more and more routine as we get organized and I can only remember what to write about if I jot down some notes as I go along.

Monday 10. Let’s talk about dogs. Colombians love their dogs. As we were waiting for our taxi to arrive this morning, we saw the “dog walker”. We have seen him several times before, but this time my camera was handy and I managed to get a picture. We commonly see other dog walkers in various parts of the city doing the same thing. So there must be lots of willing clients. And we see NO cats. Ever. Feivel Mousekewitz should have come to Colombia.

The Dog Walker

Tuesday 11. As I have mentioned before, there are a lot of taxis in Bogota (maybe 50,000 official and 10,000 unregistered). There are mostly very small with lots of miles on them - think 350,00 to 400,000. This morning we had a very rough ride in one with more miles than normal. It didn’t feel like there was much between you and the road. We were near our destination when we noticed something in the road ahead. Did I mention that the streets of Bogota are also full of potholes? As we stopped for a light next to the object in the road, we noticed that someone had tried to lessen the jarring by stuffing a mattress in the hole. We wondered aloud how long that would last.

The Average Taxi

Taxi Fight

License and Fare Chart on the Back of Every Passenter Seat


Yes, That is a Mattress

Mike had a sorrowful afternoon, as his computer finally gave up its pixels and died. Last night he had a premonition (it had been overheating) and decide to download all of his files onto an external hard drive JUST IN CASE. Was he ever glad he did that. Tender mercies. Once the monitor went, it would have been difficult and a time-consuming effort to recover them. Whew, dodged a bullet. So we left for home early and headed to technology row on Carrerra 14 between Calle 70 and 80. There you can find hundreds of small businesses engaged in all facets of technology. It is an amazing place. As we mentioned in a prior post, they even recycle computers at sidewalk booths. Fortunately, the intense competition drives prices down to near-U.S. levels. Unfortunately, we had failed to realize that 98% of the computers sold in Colombia come with Latin keyboards. Mike did not want an ~ over his n’s. Five hours and three near-sales later, he finally found what he wanted and we then went through the agonizingly slow process that comes with buying anything of high value. We were tired and ready for sleep when we finally slumped into bed. Now he has to learn Windows 8!

Is There a Spirit World For Laptops?

Wednesday 12. The taxi interiors here are always decorated with various religious artifacts or other personal items. It is fun to see each day what each driver has used to personalize his ride. They also sometimes push the driver’s seat way back so it almost touches the back seat. We have a personalized ritual of our own. We always get in the taxi from the back passenger door. I get in first and slide to the left. Then Mike gets in and puts his backpack between us - so I have to deal with the driver’s seat. The driver always puts the front passenger seat leaning forward, so Mike gets the most room (still very little). While Mike gives the directions, I note the license plate number and driver's name in my iPhone (the list is growing and we have only had one repeat driver). We always note if the driver does the Catholic “cross” at the cemetery (there IS a correlation between this and the number of Catholic icons in the taxi interior). I always pay at the end and we always exit from our corresponding side doors. While I search for the correct bills, Mike manages to practically fall out into the street as he extracts himself from the back seat. Then he usually opens the other door for me on the driver’s side. We always close the doors very softy - for some reason they are very sensitive about that.

Adorned Taxi

Thursday 13. When we cleaned up the office last month, we found MANY keys of various sizes in drawers and almost everywhere you could imagine. One of our volunteers spent several hours today trying them in the locks one by one. We found exactly TWO that opened something. 

The Unknown Keys

Friday 14. We enjoyed another stay at our beloved Bogotá J.W. Marriott Hotel down the street. The occasion was Valentine’s Day. Shortly after arriving in the room, we heard a knock at our door. It was the hotel delivering a long-stemmed red rose to all their guests for “El Dia de Amor”. At the time of this writing, twelve days later, the rose looks as beautiful as it did that day. Fresh flowers here are REALLY fresh, since they come from fields right outside the city (many of the flowers sold in the U.S. also come from Colombia). In the restaurant, we enjoyed a lovely buffet served up for the American holiday that has gone mundial. Since the locals never eat before 6:00 p.m., we had the place to ourselves. They had a “cazuela bar” where you could pick the seafood you wanted in your soup. That was a first. We ate too much.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

The Marriott Restaurant

The Dessert Bar

The Chef Takes Us for a Tour

Valentine's Day Salute

Saturday 15. We actually got a late check-out time of 4:00 p.m., so we spent 24 delightful hours in hotel heaven. The shower is much better than ours, with pressure and plenty of water, so we kept taking showers! The room was so well insulated that none of the usual street noise entered. I guess this is why we slept until 9:45 a.m.! It was a beautiful balmy evening in Bogota (balmy for here anyway) and Mike went out on our deck and got some interesting pictures of the night clouds reflecting the light of the city. As we looked down, we saw the recyclers hard at work going through the garbage across the street. They know the garbage pickup schedules and strip the cans and sacks of anything that can be exchanged for cash. 

The Recyclers

Night Clouds

Sunday 16. A quiet Sabbath day spent in our home ward. We both took long naps in an attempt to recover our energy for the long week ahead.

One of my more embarrassing moments is all I remember from Monday 17. Hermana Amaya came into our office in the afternoon and offered us some sort of sweet treat. The little sugared goodies looked just like cinnamon donut holes (they were actually something made from the tamarind fruit and tasted nothing like donuts or sugar). I felt a sugar rush just looking at them, so I graciously took one and popped it into my mouth. As my teeth came together, I knew I had made a grave error. I should have remembered my Latin American dessert rule -"if it looks delicious, DON'T eat it!" Mike was watching me out of the corner of his eye, as he had already chewed into his and knew how I would react. I waited for Hermana Amaya to leave the office so I could empty my mouth, but she began chatting with Mike. I held the thing in my mouth as long as I could stand it trying not to let my saliva churn. When I felt the gag reflex starting to kick in, all I could think of were the words from Revelations 3:16, "I will spew thee out of my mouth." I took a piece of paper and quietly prepared to spit the thing out. Just as I did, Hermana A. turned around to say something and caught me in the act. Whoops! Luckily, she laughed, but I felt so bad! Four days later she brought in a "ball" for us to eat which appeared to be a delicious-looking spherical, deep-fried donut three inches in diameter. When she mentioned it was filled with cheese, I hesitated. Remember the great cheese hunt from previous posts? Most Latin cheese really makes me gag, but she stood in front of my desk eagerly waiting for me to take a bite. I did and faked a convincing, "Yummm!" Luckily for me, she left the office and I repeated the paper spit. Keeping the thing on my desk, I slowly cut bites from it so it appeared that I was eating it. Instead each bite went covertly into the bathroom and disappeared with a flush.

Mike Eating the Cheese Ball

Tuesday 18. Mike had the great idea to buy some squid and slice it up and deep fry it. The only problem was what to coat it with. After choosing between the whole octopus and the squid wings (we bought the wings), he decided to cook the pieces in pancake batter. To make a long story short, that recipe is not going in the keeper file.

Hmmm.....Octopus or Squid Wings?


Wednesday 19. Our phone finally got programmed to make long distance calls and Mike called his mother and I called my sister, Marianne, to wish her a Happy Birthday. Marianne and Scott are building a second home in Heber, UT, so she was there keeping tabs on the progress. It will be so fun to have them there, because it is only about 40 minutes from Mike's mom's house in Morgan, where we visit often. I had my next to the last hair appointment. It was time, as Mike had commented several days earlier, "Boy, you are really getting gray." Maybe he thought I hadn't noticed even though I look at myself in the mirror every morning. It will be nice to get back the soft fingers of my beloved hairdresser, Tara, who makes shampooing a relaxing massage instead of a hair-pulling, torture technique. Mike had a nice nap during the process and he woke up to a younger-looking wife.

Thursday 20 was the first day of our long-awaited Open House for the Centro de Autosuficiencia. We have been cleaning, painting, dejunking, grouting, replacing broken furniture, cleaning floors and windows, and working hard for six weeks to get ready for the event. Mike bought yellow daisies that  adorned the reception area as a finishing touch and the place looked great.

The Open House



Friday 21. Since all our CAS/PEF missionaries worked until 7:00 p.m. for the Open House, I volunteered to provide almuerzo (lunch), which is the main meal for the day. Our apartment has a crock pot, so I decided to make Taco Soup. It would be easy to transport by taxi, since could cook the meat beforehand and then take all the rest of the ingredients in their cans. It was a good idea and things were going according to plan until I discovered that I left the meat at home in the refrigerator. Everyone was so busy with our Open House guests, that I didn't want ask anyone to go back home with me. Feeling brave, so I took a taxi home and back all by myself. This meant I had to communicate the address and directions in Spanish, asking the driver to wait while I ran up to the 6th floor and grabbed what I needed. I apparently succeeded, as he was waiting for me when I came back down. The taxi driver and I actually engaged in conversation most of the way back to the office and he was very sweet, complementing me on my Spanish. Mike apparently was beginning to get worried at about the 30-minute mark, so he had Pilar call to see where I was. At that point, I was within five minutes of the office, so all was good.

KR Serving Lunch

Our Elaborate Open House Refreshments

Several times on the daily ride home, we have passed an interesting small business venture - the "Rim Man." (our moniker). This entrepreneur has made a business of collecting hubcaps that pop off wheels. With all the potholes on the streets, it happens ALOT! He pulls his large cart along the road attaching the hubcaps one by one to his cart. By the end of each day, he has accumulated a decorative stack about six-feet high. I assume he takes them home, cleans them, and then resells them, probably to the original owners!

Saturday 22 afternoon, a neatly dressed young woman entered the office and I welcomed her to the Open House. Hermana Amaya took her on a little tour, then showed her into our office. The day before, this woman's husband walked out, leaving her with five children (ages 13 years down to 3) and an impending apartment eviction. She shared that she had come today because she couldn't cry in front of her children and then the tears began to flow. Mike gently talked with her about her options and reminded her that she belonged to a church that would never abandon her. They discussed the necessity of finding a job now to at least provide food for her family. He advised her to talk with her bishop tomorrow so a plan could be made to help get her through the immediate crisis. So many people have such difficult challenges (we see them daily) and we must all be willing to help when and where we can. We definitely are our brother's keeper.

It was an enjoyable three days of explaining to members, the general public and church leaders what we have to offer them. They were of all types - church leaders coming to see what tools are available to help their members, people looking for work, others hoping to start their own businesses, and students interested in the Perpetual Education Fund . We have a list of 15 persons for the Auto-Empleo (self-employment) workshop and about 20 have signed up for the Taller de Planificacion para el Excito (Planning for Success). Mike and I will teach the latter workshop, which is required for all PEF students. When we announce the actual dates and times, we expect to have a flood of people sign up, since lots of new people will be excited to begin the program. Changes in the PEF program (one being the former age limit of 30 years is now gone) will result in many more applicants, so we expect to be very busy. The people over thirty are very excited for the opportunity to further their education. We also learned today that we may be heading over to Medellin and Barranquilla to train new CAS/PEF missionaries and volunteers in those offices. Looking at the calendar, we will be running to the very end of our time here. 

Open House Guests

Mike Hard at Work

Late Saturday Evening

Our taxi ride home from the office took an unusual turn. We left about 7:00 p.m. and five minutes into the ride, the taxista pulled off the road to look at his tire, which he discovered was losing air. Night had descended and the roads were dark. He drove a ways further, until he found a tire shop open. When I say "tire shop", think a little hole-in-the-wall space with stacks of tires out front on the sidewalk and a few hubcaps and rims hanging on the walls. The driver asked the employees if they had some air, but they had turned their compressor off for the day. He drove another half a block, crossing over three lanes of traffic and turned left onto a one-way street, stopping at another similar tire shop (remember from previous posts that all the stores selling the same things congregate in the same area). This place gave him a no go also, but suggested going to the place we just left or one across the main road we had just turned from. Backing up the one-way street, the driver then proceeded to continue backing around the corner onto the main road from which we just turned left. He was intent on crossing to the other side of the road in order to turn right, while we sat hostage in the back seat of this little taxi going diagonally backwards across three lanes of traffic. I kept telling Mike we should get out and catch another taxi, but he didn't think the neighborhood was the kind where two gringos should stand on a street corner in the dark of night trying to catch a taxi. The funny thing was that our driver never said a word to us during the entire ordeal - never asked if he could get another taxi for us or never apologized for the inconvenience - not one word. He finally found a shop that offered to help him change the tire. As the very small car rose into the air with us in it, Mike and I sat looking at each and smiled, shaking our heads. We finally made it home an hour later and he casually took our money as if nothing had happened.

Sunday 23. Sundays are always happy days, as we get to be with our ward family. It really felt like family today when one little five-year-old threw her arms around me and said, "Grandma!" I melted, picked her up and gave her a big hug, and closed my eyes for a moment to imagine it was one of our grandchildren. Mike walked back to the family's bench a few minutes later to say hi and the little one said, "It's Grandpa and he's a big grandpa!" After church, we kept getting hugs and loves from the other children in the family (they are Americans and the father works in the American Embassy). They have finally dropped the word "fake" from our title, so now we are just "Grandpa" and "Grandma". A young couple from the U.S. visited our ward today. When I asked what brought them to Colombia, they shared that they came to volunteer at an orphanage to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary. "It sounded like more fun than laying on a beach somewhere." Wow! Thank you, kind people!